In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said: "Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing He gave Noah the blueprints, saying: Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah "Noah!," He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! "Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed." "I needed a building permit." "I've been arguing with the inspector "My neighbors claim that I've violated the "Then the Department of Transportation demanded a "Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban "I tried to convince the environmentalists that I "When I started gathering the animals, an animal "Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark "I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the "Immigration and Naturalization are checking the "The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They "To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, "So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10
"Once again, the earth has become wicked and over
-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me."
along with a few good humans."
"You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will
start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."
weeping in his yard - but no Ark.
Where is the Ark?"
about the need for a sprinkler system."
neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my
yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to
go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision."
bond be posted for the future costs of moving power
lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the
passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them
that the sea would be coming to us, but they would
hear nothing of it."
on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl."
needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!"
rights group sued me. They insisted that I was
confining wild animals against their will. They
argued the accommodations were too restrictive, and
it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in
a confined space."
until they'd conducted an environmental impact study
on your proposed flood."
Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm
supposed to hire for my building crew."
green-card status of most of the people who want to work."
insist I have to hire only Union workers with
Ark-building experience."
claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally
with endangered species."
years for me to finish this Ark."Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine,
Noah looked up in wonder and asked,
"You mean you're not going to destroy the world?"
"No," said the Lord.
"The GOVERNMENT beat me to it."
I stumbled across this video a few months ago. Absolutely amazing! It makes me want to stand up and worship!!
Kaylen, Jon, Mark and I all rode together to Kirksville for Christmas. We had our family Christmas the night before and all got blue hoodies from my mom. So we all wore our new blue hoodies on the trip. I know, we are dorks!
