You know your an army wife when...

~You freak out if you can't find your military ID but you couldn't care less about your driver's license

~You talk more to the FRG than to your own husband.

~You know your husband's social security number better than your own!

~You've been married for 2 years, but have only seen your husband for 8 months.

~You are constantly kicking about 14 pairs of boots out of the way in various rooms of the house.

~You bring both cell phone and home phones with you everywhere, including the bathroom, shower and on top of the dryer, so as not to miss a call from your soldier.

~You can't watch the flag being raised or lowered without tears in your eyes.

~You don't get the answer you like from Tri-Care so you know the best solution is to hang up and keep calling until you hear what you want.

~You speak in acronyms. For example...

"Once the hubs (SPC MOS 19D) graduated BCT and AIT, we PCS'd to Ft.Neato. We had to register our POV, after that his NCO wanted to make sure we knew who our PCMwas and the location of the MTF. We headed to the commissary and PX for some supplies and on the way I received a call from my POC of the FRG about an upcoming meeting. We got home and the hubby had to pack his ACU's and TA-50 (but not his Class A's) because an extended vacation to an exotic "beach" was in his future, but I can't tell you about that because of OPSEC."